Where Have We Been And What Have We Been Up To (Stop Looking At Me)

It has been a long time since the last post on the ABs blog I know, but we have been busy and a lot of things have happened. First of all we did not have that gig at Waves but did have a horribly unsuccessful gig at New Plymouth premier underground rock bar, The Underground. I'm pretty fucking sure we arn't allowed back there.

We also finally got around to completing our debut album 'The Abortionists' so well done to the few demnted pieces of shit that managed to get hold of a copy of that. We are also planning an anniversary edition with a few new extra bits and pieces which i have been withholding from the band.

As we are pretty much now all off to different parts of the cuntry for bigger and better things there will probably be nothing heard from us for a while but who knows?

Another Date Don't Try And Come Tomorrow

Due to retarded band members not being able to cum tomorrow the date has been set back even further to the 22nd at Waves. This date means our cunt Geraint Scott will not be able to make it as well as our fucktard bassist Jacob Randall. Geraint "Cunthead" Scott will be replaced by Blackshock Aiyer on the distortion Triangle and Matt the Manchild replacing Jacob on the bass.

We Have A Date!

There is now an unconfirmed date for our upcoming shit fest. The 8th of August. Still unsure weather it will be at Waves or Girls' High so will keep you smack heads updated.

Gig News

Just had an update from the douche bag organising our next gig. It has now been pushed forward even further and will be on the 14 of August but who knows. Will keep you updated.

Alrigh'

Back to the working week with Matt from local shit band Shitutary organizing our next apalling display of poor musicianship and violent behavour. Will keep you up to date with more information as it cums to hand.

Gig

A gig is being planned with other shit bands from New Plymouth at New Plymouth Girls' High School including Statuary and others. This crap gig will also feature Ashok on the distortion triangle. We will keep you posted on all the details for the upcoming gig.

Mastering and Welcome Shitheads

Hello this is The Abortionists new blog. We are an abortion metal band from New Plymouth, New Zealand. We do gigs around the New Plymouth area and are currently in the process of recording our debut EP at New Plymouth recording studio Studio 15 under the advisment and tutorage of our mentor Alan Steadman.

Yesterday we spent the day at Studio 15 mastering our three tracks Abortion Song, Shitty Poo Sex, and Compass to the Face which are now coming along nicely and are staring to sound reasonabley clean.